cataterpillar bababbling

wowza

2009-10-03T03:37:35Z

wow i have the dethalbums now and i am actually enjoying them

it's like i'm devolving

you're supposed to like metal LESS as you get older

but i refuse to be ashamed

even though this song is called "murmaider," in all seriousness

boingboing

2009-07-14T18:52:03Z

On the front page of my journal, all those entries, I chose "bouncy" as my mood three times, and two other times I chose moods that had the same bouncing icon.

:D

mostly naked people

2009-07-03T04:28:26Z

I wrote this in my deviantART journal; I'm reposting it here so that y'all can help hold me accountable for these things I say I'll do. -3-

For this month, and hopefully beyond it if I'm not too swamped learning Montessori stuff, I'm trying to push myself drawing-wise. Especially anatomy. I usually settle into doing portraits, so like, some heads and maybe a neck or two; lately it feels like all my portraits are coming out like shit anyway so I'm shifting my focus.

Therefore: I'mma be uploading mostly pictures of naked people.

I might even attempt junk! Although I tend to tastefully shy away from it; some time spent looking at reference photos will with any luck alleviate my symptoms of bashfulness about the peeners and vajayjays that is embedded in our culture. I like genitals! Plus, more importantly, everyone has them, and so like fingers and knees, they ought to be depicted without copious amounts of blushing on my part.

Uh, so. Working on human figures. Naked peeps. Figures interacting and suchlike.

Also, Reid is a COCK to draw. He has a big head. This does not seem to just be error on my part; of course, I don't draw him perfectly, but sheesh, he's got big hair and a big ol' head. This is consistent every time I've drawn him, not just lately. I might have to just accept his broad face and porn star hair as standard, and start drawing everyone else with big wangs to distract.

Or something.

ahh i drew joscelin . . . maybe

2009-06-20T16:54:51Z

I don't know if he's done or not. Gawd, I'm so glad that I actually just drew him, but at the same time, I feel like I'll never be good enough to really capture how he looks in my mind. >> He's not my character, which makes it so much more important to get him right.

;_;

he is here: http://oshisama.deviantart.com/art/Anathema-Wry-126589725

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

BIG NEWS big big news

2009-05-11T00:07:40Z

lol

only nikki will care

but

I am getting a doll. :3

From the lovely Yu Qiao Mao (http://yuqiaomao.livejournal.com/, http://salacia-mao.deviantart.com/), I am getting a Dollzone BB Jing named Koei. ^_______^

(i ttly have almost no idea of what this means, but mainly what i know is that he is soooooooooo cute, and that mao is soooooooo wonderful for the delicious price she set for me. :D)

Here's a link to Mao's dA gallery of photos she's taken of little Koei! http://salacia-mao.deviantart.com/gallery/#Koei

Sooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!

attack of the cute!

2009-02-28T04:24:08Z

did i post this yet?

2009-02-26T23:08:30Z

No, I don't think that I did. :3

best thing ever

2009-02-22T01:05:37Z

You guys, please watch this. It's very informational, and improves hand-eye coordination.

rickrolled.110mb.com/

horse porn

2009-02-19T23:46:32Z

bocci

2009-02-16T04:48:36Z

Now, I want to share with you all something amazing, something a little frightening, something that could very well be dangerous.

It is Bocci, my buddy, who grew in my fridge in a jar of tea and who has continued to grow into the monster that you will soon see. BEHOLD:

Bee is making me get rid of him, though. ;_;

that puddle

2008-11-20T15:53:17Z

So, we finally figured out that the recurring puddle on the kitchen floor was vodka.

Yeah. What a waste of vodka, damn.

PAYCHECK!

2008-09-29T03:39:38Z

I got paid by Montessori! Paid! Payment! PAYCHECK!!!

It has sort of felt like I was working there for free this past month. At the daycare, I get two checks every month, but at Montessori, I will get one big one. And that has been disconcerting for the past week or so as I watch my bank account dwindle and the RENT DUE date loom. But now, no worries! Hooray for money!

And JLB has returned to LJ, and I ate cake today! Good cake! There was also afternoon sex and a nap! In case you were wondering, yes! These are all reasons to use exclamation points like they're going out of style!!!!

This will need a tegaki post, I think. Tomorrow, either before or after we go . . . GROCERY SHOPPING! HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! IT CAN HAPPEN NOW!!! MILK! CHEESE! BREAD! POPTARTS! BROCCOLI! YOU WILL BE MINE AT LAST!

so this week

2008-09-05T03:02:43Z

I have had to:

-cut paper with a scissors that doesn't cut
-cut CONTACT paper with the same damn scissors
-take the legs off a table with a screwdriver that doesn't work
-finish taking the legs off the table with a different screwdriver
-vacuum with a vacuum that isn't where it is said to be
-read newsletters
-plop a poo into the potty (a Tiny Someone's poo)
-reason with a four-year-old about why he shouldn't JUMP I CAN JUMP FROM HERE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I JUMP
-walk 45 minutes in the rain
-get introduced to parents like I'm a pretty new button ("She's so sweet and lovely!")
-growl menacingly at my four-month-old kitten
-be left out of two friends' birthday celebrations
-re-watch the first episode of The Sopranos (in a class--I pay for this)
-pretend to write my own funeral arrangements
-pretend to write anything else

It has been a busy week. I'm supposed to have 5,000 words written by Sunday. My word count at the moment: 0.00

:(

dear internet friends

2008-07-06T18:53:50Z

Amber is a poop, and I like you more than I like her. So there.

look out sunshine!

2008-07-05T17:52:54Z

Having a listen to my new Fratellis CD. Hoo-ray. So much love, it is pouring out of my ears.

I have some love for cheratussin, too. This cough is a fucking cunt-rag bitch-hole wanderer, and I'm beating it into the ground like a Roman.

so . . . nervous

2008-04-08T17:36:41Z

I'd really like to get my period tomorrow.

I'd really like to get it before I'm on three-inch stacked heels, no pants, a beater and three pounds of make-up, stomping around behind a set of bars, sweating and kicking and shaking my booty on top of FEELING LIKE I WANT TO DIE.

D:

Because seriously, Dot, if you visit me that night I will carve out your guest bedroom and kick you into the crowd. Metal fans would love that, right?

for JLB

2008-03-27T17:32:14Z

I told you I'd do this. I keep my promises. (Maybe this was a threat; I don't recall.)

whalias

2008-03-22T23:13:56Z

This video is especially for baehj2915 and kris_anne_.

found another one. ^^

2008-03-12T16:20:43Z

Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have ten OCs then use the little voices in your head. I'm gonna use some of freerangedorito's characters, too, to make it interesting.

1. Lee
2. Reid
3. Byron
4. Charlie
5. Yuri
6. Uilleand
7. Kanuz
8. Yorke
9. Miles
10. Desiree

1.) So…4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?

Charlie, Miles, and Byron: Charlie totally would not eat it because, well, it's food; Byron would eat it because, well, it's pie, and he's eaten things that weren't pie that he was just told were pie; Miles would probably be the only one to comment on the fact that the pie was giving him cancer--but that's just 'cuz he's a finicky eater.

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?

The only reason Kanuz would take up line dancing would be to impress hick chicks. It would end with someone having broken limbs, not necessarily him, and he would probably just wind up making fun of the yokels 'cuz he's a city boy.

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing checkers, then where are 5 and 9?

If Uilleand and Lee are dead on an uninhabited planet, then Yuri and Miles totally don't care and are making haughty faces at each other in a Perkins in Chicago.

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! what does 6 say?

Desiree already swings both ways if there's enough moolah involved. If she did decide to become a lesbian, Uilleand would weep for the soon-to-be-tarnished reputation of respectable homosexuals everywhere.

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them survive?

Charlie, Byron and Uilleand: Byron would try desperately to shield both of them with his bear-man-body, because of course he would live through any physical trial. However, he would probably take it as an opportunity for fate to claim Charlie ("There was nothing I could do! I swear, Jauza, I'm so sorry!"), and protect Uilleand more. When Charlie miraculously lived through the experience by dissociating and going ragdoll on a bunch of rocks, only to regain consciousness in a blathering tizzy ("Spiders, Oannes! That whole fall was made of spiders and they carried me on their hairy backs because YOU'RE STUPID, OANNES, STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!"), Byron might just have to finish the job with a big stick.

6.) After Jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?

No, Uilleand probably has the most common sense out of any in this list. He would have had to have been forced the first time.

7.) If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

X must equal BUTTSEX if it's Kanuz plus Byron. Buttsex and videogames and cereal in the bed.

8.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. you can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?

Byron or Yuri? I'd be doing the world a favor if I landed on Yuri, but since he's my character and he has to die meaningfully as a plot point, I'd fall on Byron. Who, as I've already stated, would survive any physical trial anyway. So no harm done.

9.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?

If "toxic lemonade" is code for "liquid acid," then Charlie should already have been in jail years ago. If Charlie was ever caught doing what he does (dealing, doing and distributing drugs, organ harvesting, practicing medicine without a license), Yuri would have to exercise his cult-leader connections to the police department in order to erase those . . . particularly memorable charges. >>

10.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?

Kanuz and Lee?! Kanuz's dream. However, since apparently Kanuz is already married to Byron and Lee is already married to Yorke, Yuri has Thomas set Lee on fire ('cuz even ninjas burn), takes Yorke all to himself, and then just for good measure has Thomas also kill Kanuz so that Byron gets no fulfillment from his life whatsoever. :D

There are like, five-hundred of these questions. I will do more later. ^^

sushi!

2008-03-02T18:11:28Z

teenagers. peh.

2008-02-18T19:19:13Z

As if I really need another reason to hate teenagers (see several other entries for those gems), I found actual videos on youtube with kids choking each other. On purpose. So that they can get bloodrush-highs without drugs.

THE DRUGS ARE DOING THE SAME DAMN THINGS TO YOU. YOU ARE GOING TO RETARD YOURSELVES. Holy crap.

Seriously I cannot stand even the idea of teenagers right now. I hate you. Grow up already.

yay!

2008-02-12T03:40:22Z

Play tegaki e with me!!!

www.tegakie.com

wow.

2008-02-04T23:01:51Z

Here's what I learned in my Intro to American Government class tonight:

Conservatives are more conservative about things.

Liberals are less conservative and more liberal about things.

Oh, but wait. Here's the kicker: I already knew that.

But yeah, now I made a poster about it. And my hands are full of orange marker. And I can't stop blushing because she made us talk about our posters, and I hate talking in front of people. I was okay, but that was the biggest waste of my time ever.

dork joke

2008-02-02T19:28:51Z

From The Language Instinct by Stephen Pinker:

"Daddy trudges upstairs to Junior's bedroom to read him a bedtime story. Junior spots the book, scowls, and asks,

'Daddy, what did you bring that book that I don't want to be read to out of up for?'"

Hahahaa! Ohh, if anyone can tell me why that's so hilarious, I'll never tell another grammarian joke again.

the quail

2007-11-27T00:53:59Z

This is the quail that I bought BECAUSE I LOVED IT but also with the added bonus of being a chotchky, so I knew it would make Bee want to pack it up with the rest of my beanie babies and Japanese dolls and glass fruits and vegetables.

Meet Dani.

Here's Dani on fire.

He's on her bed. :D